Sometimes after a stressful day, your wife heads out the door as soon as you get home from work, saying she just needs to “go for a drive” to calm down and relax. What could she be doing? You’d never guess in a million years, since she’s only gone down on you once - on your honeymoon - and didn’t seem to enjoy the few minutes she spend down there. But all you know is that whatever she does, when she returns from her drive a few hours, she seems much calmer, contented and happy and is always sure to give you a big, sloppy wet kiss before heading to bed.
Also, why does she giggle and send off a text quickly whenever she’s with you and “Magic Stick” comes on the radio? Who knows, she won’t let you see her phone.